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OLD WESTBURY, NY — Sources close to the Ellington household claim that Kael Ellington, a recent graduate from Columbia University who majored in Gender Studies and Post-Colonial Deconstructionist Performance Art, is currently trying to find just the right spot to hang his first framed unemployment check.
College Grad Finds Perfect Spot On Wall To Hang First Unemployment Check,
May 28, 2024 at 02:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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