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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
'Commence The Invasion,' Orders President Xi After Seeing Video Of Tap Dancing Flowers In The White House,
December 14, 2023 at 01:46PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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