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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. government has passed a new bill allowing for widespread surveillance of every American citizen — unless, of course, they happen to be carrying cocaine into the White House.
Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House,
April 13, 2024 at 11:02AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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