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SPRINGFIELD, MO — A local couple faced a difficult challenge this week after deciding to find a new church, with the goal of finding a smaller church but one that is still large enough that no one there will notice if the couple isn't in attendance.
Couple Looking For Smaller Church But Also One Large Enough That No One Notices When They Aren’t There,
March 28, 2023 at 11:55AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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