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ANAHEIM, CA — According to sources, local father Jon Patterson grabbed a map as soon as his family entered the gates at Disneyland over the weekend. Patterson then barked orders like some battle-hardened general or squad leader executing a daring battle plan to his troops.
Dad At Theme Park Surveys Map Like Hardened General Executing Battle Plan,
August 15, 2022 at 12:11PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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