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DES MOINES, IA — Authorities have been dispatched to a local residence after disturbing reports that a set of parents — who are clearly deranged psychopaths — lit a chocolate cake on fire and then gave it to an innocent child.
Deranged Lunatics Light Cake On Fire And Give It To A Child,
May 08, 2023 at 04:51PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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