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NEW YORK CITY, NY — Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic has been declared the champion of the 2022 US Open, as all the other contestants have died suddenly of mysterious heart attacks. US Open Chair Patrick Galbraith made the announcement this morning as the last player was carted away in an ambulance.
Djokovic Declared US Open Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks,
September 06, 2022 at 09:53AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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