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NEW YORK CITY, NY—According to sources, Sammy, a local Beagle, has checked his progressive owner Carl Sphincter into therapy for post-traumatic stress after last night's fireworks show.
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Dog Checks Democrat Owner Into Therapy After Traumatic 4th Of July Fireworks Show,
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