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NEW YORK CITY — Newly demoted CNN employee Don Lemon says his new role as CNN's Third Shift Janitor should not be viewed as a demotion because he "gets a really cool key that gives him special access to every room in the building."
Don Lemon Says His New Job As CNN's Janitor Is Not A Demotion,
September 19, 2022 at 10:49AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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