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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local law enforcement for the District of Columbia has issued an Amber Alert for five schoolchildren kidnapped by Dr. Anthony Fauci. They are currently being held hostage in an undisclosed location, with Fauci threatening to keep them in captivity until a stimulus bill is passed by Congress.
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February 16, 2021 at 12:33PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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