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TEWKSBURY, NJ — Tremors were felt throughout the region as Jews dug their secret tunnels too deep and accidentally unearthed a Balrog.
Earthquake As Jews Dig Tunnels Too Deep And Unearth A Balrog,
April 05, 2024 at 09:53AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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