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FAYETTEVILLE, AR—Researchers at the University of Arkansas have confirmed that the more products people order from conservative podcasts, the more likely they are to make it through the apocalypse.
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Experts Confirm Likelihood Of Surviving Apocalypse Directly Proportional To How Many Items You've Purchased From Conservative Podcasts,
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