IRAQ — According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Ezekiel Kicking Himself For Not Patenting His Bread Recipe,
May 15, 2023 at 03:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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