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PORTLAND, OR—Christians across the nation breathed a sigh of relief when investigative journalists discovered that the “Bibles” allegedly being burned by protesters in Portland were actually not Bibles at all, but just some book called The Message.
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False Alarm, Everybody: Those Rioters Were Just Burning 'The Message',
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