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WOOD GROVE, OR—The Ryder family carefully timed their trip to church this Sunday so they would arrive late, but not too late -- just tardy enough to miss the opening worship set, and slip in for the sermon.
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Family Carefully Times Trip To Church To Miss Opening Worship Set,
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