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OMAHA, NE—Kenneth Mordechai was assembling a futon when he reached for an Allen wrench that had mysteriously vanished. According to sources, he shrugged off the matter and went to his tool chest, knowing full well that he'd gotten a free Allen wrench with every furniture purchase over the last twenty years, so he had to have one somewhere. However, to his surprise, there was not a single Allen wrench to be found.
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Family Has No Allen Wrenches Despite Receiving Free Allen Wrench With Every Furniture Purchase Over The Last 20 Years,
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