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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his testimony before Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray proposed a bold new theory about the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, saying that it was possible that there was, in fact, no assassination attempt at all and that Trump's ear might have spontaneously exploded.
FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded,
July 26, 2024 at 11:39AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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