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U.S.—After concerning reports of inaccurate nasal-swab COVID tests, and the release of a slightly more accurate anal-swab test, the FDA has approved the use of the most accurate COVID test yet, which will require a swab of your open, still-beating heart.
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FDA Approves New, Even More Accurate COVID Test That Requires A Swab Of Your Exposed Heart,
January 27, 2021 at 03:53PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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