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U.S.—After an intense period of testing on 200 million guinea pigs throughout the U.S. and some very fancy lobster dinners with Pfizer executives, the Food and Drug Administration finally approved the Pfizer vaccine, and then knocked on some nearby wood just in case.
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FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine, Knocks On Wood,
August 23, 2021 at 06:57PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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