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CANTON, MI—The shoppers and staff at a local Michigan supermarket are filled with fear and awe after a fiery blast from the heavens consumed one poor soul who carelessly wandered from the handy "social distancing" markings on the floor.
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Fire From Heaven Consumes Man Who Wandered Off Social Distancing 'X' On Floor Of Grocery Store,
December 14, 2020 at 04:01PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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