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RIVENDELL — Gandalf the White has arrived with haste at the house of Elrond, suddenly referring to himself as Gandalf the Black. According to the iced-out wizard now wearing a black robe, word on the street is that the Elves are paying out $1 million in reparations, and he is here to claim his bag.
Gandalf The White Returns As Gandalf The Black Upon Hearing About $1 Million Reparations,
May 22, 2023 at 01:52PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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