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GAZA — The Gaza Health Ministry announced that Israeli soldiers killed eight billion innocent women, children and puppies today during the rescue operation where four hostages were freed.
Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue,
June 08, 2024 at 11:50AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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