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In the most exciting Bible news since 1611, Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures. All the books of the Bible have been translated into Joe Biden's native tongue, in hopes that the president and others with dementia can finally understand the Word of God.
Glory Be! There's A New Joe Biden Bible Translation, And Here Are The Top 10 Verses,
March 01, 2024 at 01:50PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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