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ORLANDO, FL — The mass closings of Red Lobster seafood restaurants around the nation have left many raw and emotional. While customers are mourning the fact that they'll now have to get their seafood from Long John Silver's, sources close to Red Lobster claim the downsizings have left staff scarred and grieving as well.
'Go On, Git! Be Free! Get Outta Here!' Cries Blubbering Red Lobster Chef Throwing Rocks At Lobster Scurrying Off Into The Woods,
May 24, 2024 at 01:01PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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