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RAYTOWN, MO — The Almighty God finally had enough and had to break some difficult news to a local churchgoer today, as He sent word to a woman that she was no longer allowed to bring her tambourine to church.
God Asks Cindy To Please Stop Bringing That Infernal Tambourine To Church,
June 09, 2023 at 11:04AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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