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HEAVEN — In an announcement sure to have a significant impact on millions of lives before and after death, Heavenly sources confirmed that people who attend church two days per year can go to Heaven for two days per year.
God Confirms People Who Attend Church Two Days Per Year Can Go To Heaven For Two Days Per Year,
March 30, 2024 at 09:26AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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