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REDDING, CA — Heavenly sources indicate God was shocked and appalled by the lack of eloquence in the prayer of local five-year-old Danny Roberts.
God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer,
June 19, 2024 at 11:25AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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