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HATFIELD, PA — According to sources, local CPA Jefferson O'Malley recently purchased a $1,000 driver that would "totally fix his game." Sources confirm that the club has indeed improved his ability, as he can now hit the ball an additional 30-40 yards further into the woods.
Golfer Buys New Driver So He Can Hit The Ball Farther Into The Woods,
August 19, 2022 at 05:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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