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U.S.—State governments across America have responded with decisive action after startling reports surfaced that heart disease kills hundreds of thousands every year. In order to save lives, states have ordered all fast-food restaurants to close until we can flatten the curve of heart disease.
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Government Announces Lockdown Of All Fast-Food Restaurants To Prevent Heart Disease,
May 18, 2020 at 10:19AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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