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LOS ANGELES, CA—LAX air traffic controllers are scrambling to make room on the runway for an unexpected arrival: a charter plane full of Texas Democrats. According to sources, Governor Abbott bribed the charter plane pilot tasked with taking the Democrats back to Texas, and convinced the pilots to reroute to California, where they'll probably feel more at home.
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Governor Abbott Bribes Charter Plane Pilot To Take Texas Democrats Back To California,
July 14, 2021 at 12:32PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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