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LANSING, MI—According to sources, self-proclaimed Queen of Michigan Gretchen Whitmer, formerly of the kingdom of Charn, has cast a magic spell upon the entire land of Michigan, creating a hundred-year winter of hopelessness and despair.
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Gretchen Whitmer Casts Spell On Michigan So It Is Always Winter And Never Christmas,
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