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EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed the southern border near El Paso this week in a race to be first in line for the smorgasbord.
Haitian Cannibal Gangs Pour Over US Border After Seeing How Fat Americans Are,
March 12, 2024 at 12:14PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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