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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has finally come to an agreement on the stimulus bill: every American will be sent $2,000, but instead of cash, the payment will be made in roughly $2,000 worth of masks.
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Help Is On The Way: Next Stimulus Bill Will Give Every American $2,000 Worth Of Masks,
February 09, 2021 at 05:55AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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