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CHICAGO, IL—Refusing to be influenced by parents, city leaders, or science, the Chicago Teachers Union today reiterated their steadfast commitment to drinking coffee in yoga pants. However, after intense pressure from Mayor Lightfoot, the teachers have finally agreed to return to work if the following demands are met:
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Here Is The Chicago Teachers Union's List Of 9 Demands Before They Return To Teaching,
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