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PRINCETON, NJ — Despite being armed with respectable PhDs, published papers, and bowties, historians remain stumped that kids throughout history didn't commit suicide despite having no access to gender surgery.
Historians Stumped How Kids Throughout History Didn't Commit Suicide Despite Having No Access To Gender Surgery,
March 07, 2023 at 12:41PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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