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SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, a local man lamented his lack of wealth today, despite the fact that he is happily married and has several beautiful children, a home to live in, and a 2023 Husqvarna self-propelled all-wheel-drive lawn mower.
'I Wish I Were Rich,' Says Man Who Has A Family, Roof Over His Head, Self-Propelled Lawn Mower,
May 10, 2024 at 03:50PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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