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HOLLYWOOD, CA — A popular movie star was quick to assure her legions of fans that she is living her very best life now as a gender-non-conforming person who appears as though her soul has been completely sucked out through her eyeballs.
‘I'm Happier Than I've Ever Been,’ Says Gender-Nonconforming Celebrity Who Looks Like Her Soul Has Been Sucked Out Of Her Eyeballs,
February 15, 2024 at 12:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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