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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled once and for all that the Eagles could not have carried the Fellowship to Mount Doom, thereby removing the need for the deadly trek across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring.
In 9-0 Decision, SCOTUS Rules That The Eagles Could Not Have Carried The Fellowship To Mount Doom,
March 05, 2024 at 03:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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