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U.S. — The source of an unexpected overnight surge in precipitation across the United States has now been discovered, as a team of meteorologists revealed it to be caused by the tears of Dallas Cowboys fans.
Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears,
January 15, 2024 at 12:19PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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