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DETROIT, MI—According to sources, local expert and full-time gamer Chase Toodleburry is reassuring small business owners everywhere that having their businesses destroyed by rioters is "no big deal" since insurance covers that stuff.
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'Insurance Will Pay For All These Businesses,' Says Man Who Has Clearly Never Dealt With An Insurance Company,
September 04, 2020 at 02:12PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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