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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden has just signed a bill into law prohibiting everyone in America from using the word "recession." The Economic Integrity Protection Act — also known as the "Don't Say Recession" bill — now threatens to punish any American with the full force of the law for simply uttering the word "recession."
Joe Biden Signs 'Don't Say Recession' Bill,
July 26, 2022 at 08:43AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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