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MARTHA'S VINEYARD — With the rest of the world expressing shock and horror at seeing video footage of a Haitian warlord eating the charred remains of his enemies, former Secretary of State John Kerry praised the Haiti cannibals for their efforts to reduce humanity's carbon footprint.
John Kerry Praises Haitian Cannibals' Efforts To Reduce Humanity's Carbon Footprint,
March 13, 2024 at 01:24PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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