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BOSTON, MA — In a speech today, President Biden vowed to rid America of cancer. Then, at the close of his speech, he immediately kept his promise and tendered his resignation.
Keeping His Promise To Rid Country Of Cancer, Biden Steps Down,
September 12, 2022 at 04:42PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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