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LINCOLN PARK, IL—Local man Jon Larson has just entered into a long-distance relationship with a girl who lives in the apartment across the street from him.
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Local Man Pursuing Long-Distance Relationship With Girl Across The Street,
April 10, 2020 at 05:04PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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