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CHRISTOWN, GA—Local man Timothy Anderson assured his wife, Staci, that he would get around to fixing the leaky faucet during the next once-in-a-lifetime pandemic that shuts down the economy and forces everyone to stay in their homes indefinitely.
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Man Assures Wife He Will Get Around To Fixing The Leaky Faucet During The Next Global Pandemic,
April 14, 2020 at 04:58PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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