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MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources close to local man James Birkowitz confirmed earlier today that the Wisconsin native did, in fact, choose to go on an early-morning run in order to start his day as miserably as possible.
Man Goes On Morning Run To Start The Day Off Miserable,
June 27, 2024 at 02:45PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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