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COVINGTON, LA — With the monkeypox virus plague tearing its way through gay bathhouses and teachers' lounges across the country, one desperate man hung a "straight pride" flag on his doorposts in hopes that the plague will pass over his household.
Man Hangs 'Straight Pride' Flag On Doorposts So Monkeypox Will Pass Over,
July 26, 2022 at 03:55PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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