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ROANOKE, VA — Local man Kamal Ram found himself this morning pining for the good old days when a guy could log onto the internet without seeing gay Capitol sex tapes.
Man Longs For Good Old Days When He Could Go Online Without Seeing Gay Capitol Sex Tape,
December 16, 2023 at 12:11PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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