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DALLAS, TX — Airline passenger Lyle Finch defied the odds Thursday when he stood up faster than anyone else on American Airlines flight 2211 after it had come to a complete stop. Finch was subsequently awarded the gold medal to honor his incredible speed and initiative.
Man Receives Gold Medal For Standing Up First When Airplane Stops,
October 19, 2023 at 12:45PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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