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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Man Skipping Church Secretly Judging All The Heathens He Meets Who Don't Go To Church,
August 21, 2022 at 02:04PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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